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Postby bluesilver » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:09 pm

For the sake of that old wooden ship Diversity that the pilgrims used we should probably keep speelyeis post up to appease the diversity crowd.

Or a mod could delete it forever and we could pretend we never saw it.

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Postby clint jones » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:29 pm

I don't really care about the PC crap. I merely stated my opinion of the grossness of Zia. I don't intend to speak for ALL guys, but apparently, some dudes speak for ALL women. I'm guessing they're very single or dating/married to a fat, doughy chicks. No biggie. Some skinny guys are into big, fat chicks. And some dudes are into chicks with giant shrubery, or overlapping toes, or pregnant. Who cares. Whatever works. But they are definitely in the minority. I don't need a scientific study to GUARANTEE that. You don't see many sexy movies starring a naked Rosie O'Donnell, do ya? Look at the vast majority of female rock stars and actresses. They're cute and hot, and that's what most dudes are into so that's what sells. I'm down with stong women who don't need some man to speak for them, and who don't need to cover their face with crap or smear their bodies with stupid tats. But that's just me. I'm cool with it if I'm in the minority.

Show me the stats that 99.9% of the women on this planet are doughy and white......Basesless comment.

Show me where I said..."mutterings of an a-hole".....Baseless.

Show me where I care if women "think" all men are pigs because some dude writes something on the internet....Baseless.
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Postby WC » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:50 pm

i think zia's gonna kick your @ss dude.

i'd be careful
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Postby erzats » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:37 pm

clint jones wrote:mutterings of an a-hole.


there you are.

99.9% of women don't look like the ones in this thread. 99.9% of women who take care of their bodies in a normal, nonobsessive way look a lot like Zia, coloring aside.

Especially don't bitch that a chick needs to eat a salad or get some sun. For cripes sake, she's Scottish (I'm guessing by the name/complexion)! you ever see what happens when you put a scotsperson in the sun? A few freckles and a lot of blisters. It's a dangerous mix.

Crap, now I sound like LSP.
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Postby nm » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:42 pm

chick fight!!!



awesome....
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Postby clint jones » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:58 pm

Remember, this thread is basically about perfect fantasy chicks. Zia is the best we can do? It's like a thread titled...My Favorite Auto. Everybody's posting Ferrari's, Lambo's, Benzo's. Then some guy comes along and says his favorite car is a 93 toyota corolla because it's reliable and gets 43 mpg. It's a FANTASY THREAD, you retards. We don't care about mpg or warranties.
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Postby WC » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:09 pm

maybe if you banged perfect 10's all the time like the rest of us you'd be tired of it by now and craving something different like zia....
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Postby bluesilver » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:35 pm

This is cool because Clint is making some extremely valid points and I find them funny/entertaining as well. You other guys are making good points I suppose, but they are a Dove Soap(tm) cliche and everyone in the world has heard them all 10000 times (especially from the wives and girlfreinds when they catch is jerking off to a channel 22 abs workout video.)

It's not even so much that she's your average Jane Doe (Zia) in looks, it's that she comes across as having all kinds of STD's in and around her at all times with all of her pictures. And well, she's definitely on the uglier Jane Doe side. More like Ugly Betty.

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Postby WC » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:57 pm

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4wd bay-bay! (WHIPSNAP)

you can take her anywhere, do whatever you want etc etc
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Postby clint jones » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:38 pm

Oooo. Now we're talkin. 1987 4x4 toyota van.

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Postby erzats » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:26 pm

What the FAWK is this Zia broad doing anywhere near this thread. I came here for a little afternoon inspiration. She looks like a fat Bjork with Downs Sydrome and tribal tats. I can smell her back hair from here. In all that's holy, man. I call for a ban on WC until he redeems himself.


In my opinion, which is just a worthless OSP opinion that maybe 4 people will read, the above is fine. You don't like her, complain about it, fine. I'm not taking issue with this thread, what pictures are posted here, women's rights blah blah blah.

*PS...I just google Zia Mcabe and threw up on myself. Apparently she enjoys performing naked. Her naked body is absolutely gross. How about getting outsdoors once in a while? And how about eating a freaking salad once in a while? Ever heard of exercise?....I didn't think so.


This is where you look like a meathead. I did the same googling and my thoughts were that, sure she's not ripped/stacked/barbie/whatever, but griping that she needs to watch her diet and be at all ashamed of her looks is just crap. To me your comments show that, given the average woman, you'd turn away and puke. You've been fed so much media junk about what women should look like that, if a decent looking naked chick came up to you and wanted to "get busy", rather than moving down the logical path (if you are hetero) and wanting to make out with her, you would barf (and then probably run away). To me, that's awesome.
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Postby bluesilver » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:44 pm

I would ask an editor to erase the whole last page or 2, but I think it adds to the drama and excitement to what is the "Flavor of the Hour"

You guys need to chill. I love women. Of all types.
Moving on, he's a plastic type and she not only looks like she eats a nice diet, goes to the gym regularly and has parents who adore you, but I heard she swallows as well.

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Postby erzats » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:51 pm

I'm so gonna do that chick.

And I'd vote in favour of removing all the "discussion" or moving it into a new, differently pointless thread.
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Postby Doc » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:58 pm

I'd agree with Ersatz on this one...
There's nothing wrong with Zia...
I've met her, she's lovely...
If Clint met her, he'd probably be charmed...
Unless he's the same person as his OSP post...
And bases human interaction on how someone looks...
Yeah, the threads about "hot" babes...
But it's all in the eyes of the beholder...
We all look when we see the perfect example...
But that doesn't mean that those that can't meet that level...
Are any less worthy.

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Postby clint jones » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:40 pm

I'm not a meathead. More caveman. I'm sure she's a really nice gal, this has nothing to do with her personality. Except that she needs attention so bad that she feels the need to perform naked and wear all that crap on her face and body. It screams "look at me, LOOK AT ME!!!!". I looked and I regret it. Sorry.

I think Doc kinda of understood what I was saying. It's the anonymous internet, so it's fun to stir it up a bit. Exaggerate things and use strong words to create an emotion. Delete it if it's so offensive and should never be seen or heard from again. It won't change my life. I'm not into removing threads that make people think. I'd much rather see every writer for Cosmo, Vogue, or any other chick mag get deleted.

Rosie doesn't look 1/2 bad. She must've been starving....
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