Spots you don't want your granny to know about

[guppy]

The mystery of the Oregon coast
What breaks, swell direction, tide, and favorable winds.
Internet ediquite... what's that? Sell it all out for someone to paddle out with?
Who feels my agony?
One friend in the water splits chances with the landlord 50/50!
I'll drive if you spill the tea!

[Doc]

There will be no tea spilt...
If you wanna surf, surf...
Don't ask people to surf with you...
Live a little...
Die alone.
Doc

[Tex]

Gotta say, the drive from the valley is always more fun with someone to talk to but once we hit the surf, you are def on your own aside from an occasional hoot down the line.

[guppy]

Will definitely die alone with my booties on but that tea doesn't have to be wasted... spill it into the gullet of a thirsty old man!
Small waves this week... I don't even know where to look and I just got a brand new soft top!
I won't snake you... it's called a party wave!

That's right Tex, I'm gonna be hooting you on like a one man cheer squad!

[Major Lazer]

Teas been spilt. Not much of a mystery. Pretty much done IMO. That said, I still find solitude on occasions when the conditions are right, I have the time to hunt it, and sands in the right places. Doesn't happen to often, but luckily still does

[Hey Kunce!]

I don't surf with anyone. I surf with a bunchakunce.

but I love you kunce.

[Tex]

where the heck is your fav spot HK?

[Hey Kunce!]

right now f*ckin now, i'vegotta minor f*ckin obsession with me f*ckin bald spot, eh kunce?

other than that, f*ckin south of kunce is usually a f*ckin go but the F*ckin paddle back out gets a little f*ckin turbulent down there, eh? still kunce... worth a f*ckin look eh?

[Tex]

Yep, I remember those days, the bald spot....first time in showed up in a photo, I took immediate action. Grabbed the clippers, went 1 guard all the way around, never looked back. Probably back in 06....somewhere in there.